The Oscars Truth?

The beautiful actress and singer is in the best shape of her life, as those obnoxious Weight Watchers ads never let us forget.

And her Versace gown is stunning.

But something about her cleavage is just bothering us. From the two-tone skin color to the painful-looking smashed top to the cut just showing a little TOO much, it's making us slightly uncomfortable.

Like at any minute, one could pop out and it would be the nip-slip seen 'round the world and we will just be left here saying a bittersweet "told ya so."

Well, we certainly hope it doesn't happen. But it's distracting us from whatever she is saying.

Which is probably better than us focusing on her hair, which really, let's face it, is even worse than the deep v.

There, we said it.